odestothemoon:

I don‘t want to live on earth anymore I want to be a ballerina in a snowglobe

juulchadultra:

heytheresugar:

tahaniialjamil:

vampireapologist:

vampireapologist:

There is something so primal about eating a pomegranate. U and ur friends just gathered around a single one cracked open, reaching in with ur greedy little fingers to shove the seeds in ur mouth while you get the flesh and juice all over the table

ppl are like “oh i don’t know how to eat a pomegranate” u have to activate your baby brain that’s it. you have to eat it like you’re 13 months old and nothing else matters

hauschop:

7 birches is a good band and yet to show is a good song if u listen all the way though yall r just cowards

mothurs:

friend: you look stressed
me: haha yeah it’s the stress

ensignro:

if you don’t support pebbles the lesbian budgie and her giant wife dni

accio-shitpost:

ah yes, the four hogwarts houses - punch, lie, hug, and think

junkiechurch:

junkiechurch:

master has snatched dobbys wig

whoever reblogged this and tagged it star wars is the funniest person on this planet

slothsocks:

chub-bolo:

im a snail and god is salting me

I think about this post every time the lights at work are too bright and hurt my eyes

queenentina:

my talents include avoiding difficult conversations and getting really sad over things i saw coming

cartwheelandfaceplant:

Jake Peralta and Peter Parker collect fathers like antiques.